diff --git a/bin/script b/bin/script
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..01061f0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bin/script
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+#!/usr/bin/bash
+
+if [ ! -w "$1" ]; then
+    echo "Usage: $0 /dev/pts/{tty_nb}"
+    exit 1
+fi
+
+(
+asciiquarium &
+cmatrix -ab &
+while [ 1 ]; do sl; done &
+) | lolcat > "$1"